My First Xmas, As A Woman by: Vandals

These are the lyrics for the song "My First Xmas, As A Woman" by "Vandals".

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls - And dressing up in mother's clothing. - My whole life I've been feeling only feminine - It always seemed so useless trying to be a man - Now that's a ghost of Christmas past - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - And I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman - A doctor reconstructed my genitals - And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe - for a guy who could love a girl like me. - I took the hormones and I got my breasts - This season's gonna be the best to me. - I won't have to tuck it behind me - Since I got my brand new vagina - It's my first Christmas as a woman. - Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! - My penis, chop it off - It's no use to me. - Cut it off! - Chop it off! Chop it off! - My penis, cut it off so I can finally be - A Woman... - Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal - to be a post operation transsexual. - now I'm a pretty lady - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - Cuz I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman

My First Xmas, As A Woman

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