Too Many Twinkies by: Queers

These are the lyrics for the song "Too Many Twinkies" by "Queers".

John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke

Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax

Well he's only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat's Denny's and pukes

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerkoff
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer...