Feling Groovy by: Queers

These are the lyrics for the song "Feling Groovy" by "Queers" on the album "Love Songs For The Retarted"

I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake me head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax returns
I'm really not that dumb ya know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake me head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
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Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thinking everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on me head
Man that's the story of my life Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer
I'm really not that dumb ya know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake me head it just ain't so
I've gone completely out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
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